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Imagine if,
instead of incomprehensible text strings,
your computer produced error messages in Haiku ...

They're not great Haiku but they may make you smile


First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

* * * * *

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

* * * * *

The Web site you seek
just cannot be located.
But endless others exist.

* * * * *

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

* * * * *

Aborted effort.
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

* * * * *

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

* * * * *

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down.

* * * * *

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

* * * * *

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

* * * * *

Three things are certain
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

* * * * * *

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

* * * * *

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

* * * * *

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

* * * * *

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words "File not found."

* * * * *

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.



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