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This is my collection of jokes over the years. They have been sent to me by various people and I have kept the best and binned the rest. What you see below is an index to the best of the best. I will probably keep adding to it so as to include all the best providing the megabytes and the passage of time don't do for me in the meantime.


Joke Titles
  1. 'O' Level Exam for Irishmen
  2. Guide to Safe Computing
  3. Guide to Safe Fax
  4. Air Force One
  5. Comparative Religion - CR-101
  6. The Little old Lady and the Bank of Canada
  7. Funky Geriatrics
  8. Blondes
  9. Urospek
  10. Pearly Gates
  11. Haiku
  12. German Motor Glossary
  13. Knock
  14. Nationalities
  15. Princess
  16. Knights of the Round Table
  17. Spellchecquer
  18. Give your cat a pill
  19. Sea of troubles
  20. Technology for countryfolk
  21. Bullshit Bingo
  22. Birthdays
  23. Bushisms
  24. Creation
  25. Clock it
  26. Three Jewish Jokes
  27. Broken English
  28. Hands up
  29. Intelligence Test
  30. Laid out
  31. Nelson Mandela
  32. Morning
  33. Life's Mysteries
  34. Octopus
  35. Paragraph
  36. Pearly Gates Duty
  37. If Pigs could fly
  38. Pleasing a Woman
  39. Points to ponder
  40. HMO Voicemail
  41. Sayings
  42. Scottish Painter
  43. Sinking Feeling
  44. Dwarfs
  45. Steer Clear
  46. Strike Oil
  47. Test
  48. Three Bears
  49. The Final Blonde Joke
  50. The Plane Crash
  51. Dart
  52. Party
  53. Divert your Course
  54. Only ribbing
  55. Peace Keeping
  56. Plantation of Ulster
  57. How to tell the Weather
  58. Diet Rules
  59. Talking Bush
  60. The Fairy
  61. F - ough
  62. A lot of old hat
  63. Just when it's raining
  64. Never argue with a woman
  65. Woe is Me
  66. Sex on Sunday
  67. Bless me Father
  1. Up the Pole
  2. Catholic Horses
  3. A Dog's Dinner
  4. Divine Diagnostics
  5. Mere Maids
  6. Blonde Blame
  7. Smart Ass
  8. Worms
  9. Financial Planning
  10. In the Oven
  11. Nun but the brave
  12. First Confession
  13. Blonde Mortician
  14. Henrietta
  15. Nose for Crime
  16. Hell to be Old
  17. The Hotel Bill
  18. Hell
  19. Management Course
  20. BDSM (over 80s only)
  21. My Lovely Satnav
  22. Who Dares, Loses
  23. United in Divorce
  24. Winalot
  25. Wheelie Bin
  26. Two Cows
  27. Rape
  28. Two Beggars
  29. Vouchesafe
  30. Atheist
  31. Aplomb
  32. Library
  33. The Robe
  34. Stanley
  35. Call the Vet
  36. Fly me to the Moon
  37. Banana
  38. Ku Klux Klan
  39. Doberman
  40. Three Male Nudes
  41. Clever Blonde
  42. Fixing Watches
  43. Three Peas in a Pod
  44. Ventriloquist
  45. He Blonds
  46. A Bishop's Life
  47. Southern Belle
  48. Buns out of the Oven
  49. Dr. Geezer
  50. Hear no evil
  51. Holy Words
  52. Colonial
  53. Next Time
  54. Irish Male
  55. Tommy Cooper
  56. I am who am
  57. Specsavers
  58. Forget it
  59. Póg mo thóin
  60. Forklift
  61. Senior Reassurance
  62. Holy Haggling
  63. Rosie
  64. Licenced to drive
  65. Snowthingy
  66. Brext - A Royal Flush

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