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COMPARATIVE RELIGION - CR-101



Taoism

Shit happens

Confucianism

Confucius say

shit happens

Buddhism

If shit happens

it isn't really

shit

Zen

What is the sound of

shit happening

 

Hinduism

This shit has

happened before

Islam

If shit happens

it is the

Will of Allah

Protestantism

Let shit happen

to someone else

Catholicism

If shit happens

you deserve it

Agnosticism

What is this

shit

Atheism

 

I don't believe

this shit

Judaism

 

Why does this shit

always happen to us?

Jehovah's

Witness

Let me in your house

and I'll tell you why

shit happens

 

Rastafarianism

I don't know what

this shit is but

I'm prepared to

smoke it anyway

 




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